 Like any good mum, I always tell anecdotes to my family
about
when they were growing up. But one day they said to me they didn't want
to listen. And my youngest daughter, Susie, said I should shut up.
Imagine the humilation!
The next day I wrote a letter to That's
Nice!. I couldn't wait for the reply. After three months
they told me I was going to be published. I was so happy that so many
people would read my shit-boring stories. And I got a trivial amount of
money for it too. I was so excited.
I quickly ran up the stairs to tell
Susie, but she was already fast asleep. The next day I was going to
tell her over breakfast, but she was already reading That's Nice! and
laughing at my stories. Now that Susie has a reading age of five she
doesn't have any trouble reading the mindless drivel in this magazine
but she still tells me to shut up!!
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