Warning
These pages are a total waste of your time and mine, but people keep
bugging me to put this crap back online. So now, by popular demand i've
put all my old content back. If you are "time poor" then you are warned
to leave now. Most content is pre-1998.
Enjoy.
Articles and Rants
The Boredom: a story
God Cures Millennium Bug
Human Invasion
The Perfect Turkey
That's
Nice! trash magazine
From the "Fashion or Fad" Dept
Customers Treated Like Cattle
Internet Pizza
People are Strange
Supergrover
Northcote Tourism Guide
Things I Stole
Cheeseburger and newspaper clippings
The Upset Bucket of Scientology
Identity Crisis from some computer
magazine
Fridge Games
The infamous fridge game has turned ten!
Never before have so many versions and ports of this game been
collected in the one place. If you find or invent a new version, please
keep it to yourself.
Fridge Games
Fridge Classic
Fridge ascii
Fridge Backpanel
Flash Fridge
Fridge Info
Plans for The Fridge Dungeon
Fridge Info and FAQ
Missing bits (or bits i was too afraid to put up)
yipee.exe
missing and source
code (
yipee.cpp)
endgame.exe (Windows),
missing
woohoo.exe (DOS, optimised ASM version), source code,
missing
fridge invaders,
missing
Other Games
Elevator
Simulator (with music)
Tokyo1666,
missing
Mikey the Media Monster
Format: Flash 4 (originally Flash 3, converted for
audio compression)
Size: 211k
Sound: yes, required
Date: 1999
Make Mikey say funny phrases. Change his brain for a different
vocabulary. An artistic impression of how the media (rightly or
wrongly) turns famous personalities into monsters through sound bites
and out of context phrases.
The sound's a bit out of sync because I made it on a slow computer.
Mikey the Media Monster
Scrabble Scroller
Format: Flash 4
Size: 22k
Sound: yes, stereo
Date: 1999
Scroller example. Write messages on Scrabble tiles!
Scrabble Scroller
Guest Book 1998
Here's my guestbook from 1998.
Someday I might get it going again to accept new entries.
Note
I did tell you it was a waste of time. If you've enjoyed yourself
then... well I'm still sorry for wasting your time.